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Opie and Richie Cunningham Voting For Barack Obama?

I’ve always admired Ron Howard, Andy Griffith and Henry Winkler. Now comes along this video that totally knocked me off my seat!

It’s the best video on the web in years.

See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die

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This post was written by evolbaby on October 24, 2008

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SARAH PALIN FOUND GUILTY IN TROOPERGATE INQUIRY

SARAH PALIN FOUND GUILTY OF UNLAWFUL ABUSE IN TROOPERGATE

That’s the breaking news!

So will she resign from the campaign and give Condoleeza Rice a chance?

Hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned!

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This post was written by evolbaby on October 11, 2008

OJ Simpson To Appeal Convictions

OJ SIMPSON TO APPEAL GUILTY VERDICTS

So OJ gets sooooo busted and slammed for his stupid ass wanna be a cop and go after his sports memorabilia stunt in Las Vegas last year.

The jury delivered this shit to him exactly 13 years after he was found not guilty of killing his ex-wife and her friend.

Sounds kind of ironic doesn’t it? Sounds kind of orchestrated even more.

OJ is his worst enemy and he fell in with this last shenanigan of his where he and some armed pals of his decided they were gonna bogart OJ’s lost memorabilia or stolen as OJ asserts. Normal people just call the police. No, OJ must’ve thought he was in a movie until the judge read the verdict.

He faces life in prison but what gets me is OJ got busted for robbing his own shit but the guys who run those big banks we the citizens are forking over $700 billion for are running around scott free dining on lobster and playing golf at their clubs that cost $1 million to join.

You figure this one out. Was it revenge against OJ for being OJ? Was it the race card or celebrity card? Was it just the fact that taking things from other people at gunpoint is indeed a crime in the United States even if it does take place in Las Vegas?

Some, none, or all of the above.

We’ll find out at the next trial and if it turns out the jury was flakey I feel sorry for em’ down the road. Why? Because then OJ will have the opportunity to sue Nevada for this shit and walk away a multimillionaire.

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This post was written by evolbaby on October 4, 2008

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If Obama wins, Bush will resign, Cheney will pardon Bush, Cheney will then resign etc.

If Obama wins this election it’s a given he and Biden will go after Bush, Cheney, and everyone they’ve ever hung out with.  How do they avoid this?

Executive Clemency.

Here’s how it’s gonna work.   Seeing the groundswell to prosecute him for 100’s of criminal acts, Bush will step down for some reason or another and Cheney, now President will pardon him.  Cheney will then bow down moving his VP pick up to President ( probably Condoleeza Rice ) who will then pardon Cheney.

I know it feels like one of those conspiracy theories but you know what, when people said George W. would get us into a war, screw up the economy, and a dozen other things that have come to pass, those people were called conspiracy theorists then too.

Shows to go ya.

So this would be a sweeet move by the Republicans.  They would walk away with Bush and Cheney untouchable and they would have Condoleeza Rice as President for a few weeks establishing not only the first woman president but the first African American president taking away from Obama’s thunder.

See, I went to “Evil Mastermind University” and that’s how I come up with all this stuff.

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This post was written by evolbaby on October 4, 2008

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The Economics Problem

It’s way past the time to start some shit about this nonsense. Bailout of the big financial institutions but you the citizen left to hold the bag. Now mind you none of these financial institutions were worried about bailing you out, so why should you be concerned with saving their butts?

It’s just another case of the mega wealthy using our resources to maintain their operations. If this bailout doesn’t work the entire world as we know it will be up for grabs. It’s almost a trillion dollars to operate this bailout and with no guarantees down the line.

It’s a bandaid on a head wound strategy and once again you can count on the Republicans for this nonsense. From the days when Nixon removed the gold standards and the usury laws were nullified to the Reaganites and the start of the deregulation bandwagon.

The safeguards were removed in direct opposition of what the Founding Fathers wanted and to prove it look at the shit we’re in now. There’s no debate, there’s no gray area here, them’s the facts jack.

We the people are faulty. We’re not perfect and given to errors so we have safeguards put in place by the wisest of us in order to prevent and repair when we do go astray.

We’ve spent trillions on a war in a country that didn’t attack us and not enough in on a country that did. There’s enough blame to go around and why we’re where we are is anwerable by every foul up in human history. Same causes, different names.

It’s going to take some drastic changes in our behavior as a collective nation to alter things for the better. We’re not going to fall into Depresssion Era dispair but it’s gonna be close if worse happens. Natural disasters, terrorism, we’re hanging on by a thread but we do have enough courage, money, resources, drive to survive where others would end up in the soup. It’s not gonna be pretty but shoveling one’s way out of the shitpile never is.

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This post was written by evolbaby on September 28, 2008

McCain, Palin, & President Bush Discuss Republican Strategies

Rallying together to discuss the recent presidential debate, Republican candidates John McCain, Sarah Palin, and President Bush get together for photographs while discussing the latest campaign strategies.

NOT!
Of course this is a screen cap of the classic animated tv show “The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle”. I had to post it as the naughty got hold of me.

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This post was written by evolbaby on September 28, 2008

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ROFLMAO! McCain says “stymie” during the presidential debate.

Maybe I’m too old but if your running mate is a black guy you don’t use terms like “stymie” during your debate with him.

Next thing you know that “Little Rascals” music will start playing in the background.

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This post was written by evolbaby on September 28, 2008

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David Letterman Dogpiles On John McCain…McCain Dissed Dave!

DAVID LETTERMAN DOGPILES ON JOHN MC CAIN

I thought this was part of a gag but late night talk show host David Letterman’s response to Republican Presidential candidate John McCain’s dropping out of their scheduled interview has left CBS with egg on their face.

Letterman obviously peeved at the fact that McCain ditched their interview and instead chose to do one with Katie Couric made Dave sore and Dave showed his creative muscle by snagging an internal newsfeed of McCain gettin’ pretty for the Couric interview when he had told Letterman he’d be off to Washington to face the economic crisis.

Dave got the last laugh. Why? Because like most politicians McCain did a weasle for the pretty spot. He knew Letterman’s wit was too sharp for him. He knew Letterman was going to ask him the tough questions and he chickened out.

Well Dave threw down and started some shit so he gets this week’s “Star Shit Award” for starting the most shit as a talk show host.

Now I’ll have to make up some certificates and get a sculpture made.

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This post was written by evolbaby on September 27, 2008

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SARAH PALIN MISS ALASKA 1981 BEAUTY PAGEANT SWIMSUIT VIDEO

Okay this is too funny. Someone dug up Sarah Palin’s Miss Alaska Beauty Pageant video. The video speaks for itself.

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This post was written by evolbaby on September 26, 2008

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SARAH PALIN MEETS PASTER MUTHEE…SCARIER THAN “THE EXORCIST”

This is scary. It’s a video of Sarah Palin at a church getting ’saved’. That’s not the scary part it’s what the preacher has to say. Watch the whole vid. We do NOT want this politician anywhere near nuclear weapons, sharp objects, or Bullwinkle.

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This post was written by evolbaby on September 25, 2008

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