Start Shit! That's right, this is the alternative news site that wants you to get mad at the news! Alternative news sites like this is here for you to look at the absurdity of the news industry and us humans as well. We can do some stupid stuff sometims and we need to take a step back and look at ourselves. Start Shit is where you sound off. Get angry and start some shit!

Real Message About The Middle East

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This post was written by Greg Boone on November 3, 2012

Soooo New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Wants To Be A Flintstone?

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie looks like Fred Flintstone

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This post was written by Greg Boone on August 30, 2012

Thomas Jefferson Getting Real

spoof pictures

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This post was written by Greg Boone on July 11, 2012

Ron Paul Pop Icon?

Ron Paul Pop Icon?

You’ve seen how Texas Congressman Ron Paul has gained the high ground. It’s after a long stretch against the media fed frontrunners like Texas Governor Rick Perry, dethroned businessman Herman Cain, and now neck and neck with former House Leader Newt Gingrich.

Gingrich is still in the statistical lead but anyone with any political sense knows that he can’t stand up to the scrutiny forthcoming considering his long affair with the politically elite and his own fat mouth. Gingrich doesn’t have the moral or ethical fiber of Dr. Paul and even Mitt Romney, Huntsman, Santorum, and Bachman. Notice how the ethically strong are in the background save for Mitt Romney. Romney would be the front runner again but he’s far too honest and won’t uphold the standard Republican criminal model. That’s the same with Ron Paul.

Here’s the bottom line. The media and its intelligence community and business connections was terrified that someone like Ron Paul would emerge. He means to be the end of their power platform and if elected it would be their end. Newt Gingrich is on top because the stimulus-response Republicans who dwell in superstition and irresponsibility are still the prey of the psychopaths who’ve gotten into the Republican Party and corrupted it for years on end. Since the Republican rank and file are religious people with traditional standards they’re often open to manipulation by people who have no intention of upholding Republican values. They’re only goal is to manipulate a political group for profit and gain.

So here we have Ron Paul who appeared on the Jay Leno Tonight Show and got a major popular push. It’s cool to be down with Ron Paul all of a sudden! The media and stand up comedians who had made fun of him are now eating their words and although he’s not the candidate yet, when he does become the top Republican nominee just watch how many Republicans jump ship and support Obama.

Why? Because Obama isn’t upsetting any applecarts. The crooks who’ve infiltrated the Republicans would rather see a Democrat who won’t attack the Federal Reserve and the banksters stay in power instead of a Republican who will.

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This post was written by Greg Boone on December 18, 2011

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The News And Kim Kardashian’s Divorce

Kim Kardashian cartoon

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This post was written by Greg Boone on November 2, 2011

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Herman Cain’s Sexual Harrassment Response

Herman Cain's sexual harrassment response

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This post was written by Greg Boone on November 1, 2011

Occupy Wall Street Protests Are What Starting Shit Is All About!

After a long hiatus I’m back because I seen now that other people are standing up for what’s right and that’s the Occupy Wall Street protesters.

They’re all over the place nowadays and not just the U.S. but all around the world. This movement really has made an impact and is now part of the world stage.

This is how you protest, you become a pain in the ass. You don’t need to bomb things or set things on fire, just start some shit by being a royal pain.

Now Winter is approaching and the protesters are up against many challenges. However, they have far more advantages than protesters or people who had been under oppression before in the U.S.. One need only go back to the 1800s when the U.S. Government chased and slaughtered and imprisoned Native Americans. Even European Americans have suffered under the government as in the old mining and farming scandals.

What the OWS protesters should be protesting is betrayal. Betrayal from those whom they entrusted with their lives and money. It’s so apparent now that the bulk of the population is realizing that far too much of government policy, business policy, and more are rigged. In computer talk we call it “not user friendly”. Our educational system is a seedbed of corruption. Kids aren’t taught the fundamentals of survival within a capitalist system. They’re shoved through so they can go into deep debt by the time they’re out of college. If they get married, have children, get a home, they’re damn near half a million in the hole. Meanwhile jobs are sent overseas and there’s no hope in sight as the warnings that should have come didn’t. The mainstream media spent more time focusing on Britney Spears and Dancing With The Stars than warning us of the corruption that turned the U.S. into a desperate country.

So now tens of thousands of people in the U.S. are fighting back and it’s during a volatile presidential election year.

This is gonna be fun to watch.

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This post was written by Greg Boone on November 1, 2011

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Charlie Sheen Wins 1st “Start Shit” Award!

It had to happen. It was overdue. The tally is in and none other than actor Charlie Sheen has won the very first “START SHIT AWARD”!

This award is given to any person or group that rises above the average and starts enough shit that the world has to pay attention. This is an award to people who just don’t give a shit and are willing to stand up for what they believe in whether this website agrees with their opinions or not. It’s a matter of celebrating the people and groups that just don’t settle for anything less than their own ability to stand by their words and deeds and confront whatever is challenging them.

In recent memory, no one has started more shit than Charlie Sheen. He has literally taken over the world as he battles against major networks and critics. Dude had the #1 sitcom, has starred in major blockbuster movies, now has his own webcast, broke records on Twitter, Facebook, MySpace combined. and just won’t stop!

You’ve gotta give the man credit for standing his ground and he’s just the kind of Spanish man you just don’t want to mess with.

So here he is now awarded our very first “START SHIT AWARD”. Sheen beat out the demonstrators in Egypt who toppled their government because he didn’t beat up any reporters yet.

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This post was written by evolbaby on March 10, 2011

LOUISIANA TACKLES OIL SPILL!

LOUISIANA TAKES OIL SPILL INTO THEIR OWN HANDS!

Instead of waiting around for the ass clowns from government and industry to clean up this oil spill disaster, Louisiana is out in force handling the situation on their own. That’s “starting shit” for ya.

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This post was written by evolbaby on May 24, 2010

Balloon Boy!

So as many of you know and have watched on television all day a kid let loose his parent’s experimental flying saucer type balloon and every cop in creation was all over the place chasing the damned thing.

It’s these kinds of stories that make my day. Why? Because they so fuck up reality and make things so bizarre that you temporarily forget about how stupid shit really is.

I hope a five-year-old hijacks a stealth bomber and takes on a Chucky Cheese restaurant with sidewinder missles and mustard gas.

What’s going to happen next? Some octogenarian breaks out a mini-gun and goes after the stockholders of Poli-Grip?

Who freakin’ knows? This is the age of insanity to the second power with Durkee Hot Sauce on it.

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This post was written by Greg on October 16, 2009

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