If Obama wins, Bush will resign, Cheney will pardon Bush, Cheney will then resign etc.

If Obama wins this election it’s a given he and Biden will go after Bush, Cheney, and everyone they’ve ever hung out with.  How do they avoid this?

Executive Clemency.

Here’s how it’s gonna work.   Seeing the groundswell to prosecute him for 100’s of criminal acts, Bush will step down for some reason or another and Cheney, now President will pardon him.  Cheney will then bow down moving his VP pick up to President ( probably Condoleeza Rice ) who will then pardon Cheney.

I know it feels like one of those conspiracy theories but you know what, when people said George W. would get us into a war, screw up the economy, and a dozen other things that have come to pass, those people were called conspiracy theorists then too.

Shows to go ya.

So this would be a sweeet move by the Republicans.  They would walk away with Bush and Cheney untouchable and they would have Condoleeza Rice as President for a few weeks establishing not only the first woman president but the first African American president taking away from Obama’s thunder.

See, I went to “Evil Mastermind University” and that’s how I come up with all this stuff.


This post was written by evolbaby on October 4, 2008

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7 Comments so far

  1. Atillathepun November 9, 2008 3:51 pm

    Only one problem with your scenario: Cheney’s VP choice would have to be confirmed by Congress, and there’s no way they’ll do that under these circumstances.

  2. indy_kid November 9, 2008 11:59 pm

    Cheney might try the “Wallace Wilkinson” (former Gov. of KY) strategy. He never graduated from the Univ. of KY, and was snubbed for an Honorary Doctorate by UK while he was Gov. In revenge, he merely appointed himself to the Board of Trustees!

    No doubt Cheney would try to pardon himself, and then the issue would be up to the Supreme Court. You think they would take up the issue, after all the second-guessing of getting involved in the election of 2000?

  3. Hey Greg November 10, 2008 6:45 am

    You’re nuts Greg, you know that?
    Do you ever listen to the skeptoid podcast at skeptoid.com? You really should. It has some episodes dealing with conspiracy theories like this and UFOs. It will change your life and free you from the crazy things you believe and preach.

  4. Facepalm November 10, 2008 11:17 am

    indy_kid and whoever the challenged individual is that originally posted have to be party to some of the dumbest utterances ever to be written & read.

  5. Bill November 10, 2008 7:37 pm

    Why wouldn’t Bush pardon Cheney, then resign, and then have Cheney pardon bush? Then Cheney could stay on and not worry about congressional approval of his VP?

  6. Matt November 11, 2008 4:43 am

    The only problem with this is that you have to have charges pending against you in order to be pardoned. This is why the Dems are waiting until after Bush is out of office to press charges. It is also the reason that Pelosi took “impeachment off the table”.

  7. evolbaby November 11, 2008 5:36 am

    “Hey Greg” post #3.

    Before you call someone ‘nuts’ you had better do your homework.

    According to the roster us ‘conspiracy theorists’ have been dead on target for the past 10 years. I remember when we ‘theorized’ that the oil companies would dominate the country’s policies and lo and be-freakin’-hold they did. We ‘theorized’ a conspiracy regarding the credit and banking and lending institutions. Oh yes, we’re deeper in shit than a fly wearing snowshoes and of course we were just ‘conspiracy theorizing’. If anyone is nuts around here it’s people like you who are too cowardly to confront the variations and responsibilities. Yet I’m sure you can explain that to the millions of people on the border of losing their homes and jobs due to us ‘theorizing’ and instead they listended to windbags like you and Limbaugh and it led them down the road to ruin.

    So for now, we’ll stick with conspiracy theorizing, if humanity spent more time do ing it we wouldn’t fall for these Goebbel like scams you so called ‘critical thought/analytical minded’ elitists spit out on a constant basis.

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