Instead of waiting around for the ass clowns from government and industry to clean up this oil spill disaster, Louisiana is out in force handling the situation on their own. That’s “starting shit” for ya.

It’s these kinds of stories that make my day. Why? Because they so fuck up reality and make things so bizarre that you temporarily forget about how stupid shit really is.

I hope a five-year-old hijacks a stealth bomber and takes on a Chucky Cheese restaurant with sidewinder missles and mustard gas.

What’s going to happen next? Some octogenarian breaks out a mini-gun and goes after the stockholders of Poli-Grip?

Who freakin’ knows? This is the age of insanity to the second power with Durkee Hot Sauce on it.

This essay really knocked me out for a loop when I read it. Alot of the data presented I’ve known about but had no idea it was this extensive and more.

It’s fine to have an opposing viewpoint to a subject, but to methodically engage in a long term sinister opposition based on greed, spite, and hate is just too much. It’s a damned shame that the conservatives in the U.S. have had such a downright evil history of oppression of their fellow human beings as opposed to their counterparts elsewhere in the world. Conservatives are supposed to be God-fearing folks who look out for what’s right. However in the U.S. there’s this ongoing group of pseudo-conservatives that for over a century have ruined the conservative movement with their lies, schemes, greed, and hate.

Here’s one test of a conservative: Are they in church alot?

If not, they’re full of more shit than a constipated elephant.

Criminals are found in all political parties and institutions because it’s easy to latch on to groups of people and dispense subterfuge as these folks are eager to win. Just spit out that rhetoric they want to hear and you’re in good with them. Then slowly work your way to control of the group and you’ve done some real nifty manipulations.

So when you hear shit throwing monkeys like Rush Limbaugh and the ever growing group of right-wing talk show hosts that monkey-see monkey-do him, just remember where it’s coming from.

The ongoing controversy regarding President Obama is that he’s not really an American Citizen because he
can’t prove his origin of birth.

Mind you, he’s been driving, voting, serving in office, passed national security screenings, FBI, CIA, Dept.
of Justice, passports etc. but for some dumbass reason not one of these agencies and procedures has
discovered that he doesn’t have a valid birth certificate.

That makes about as much sense as giving a werewolf a flea collar.

People come up with this shit just to have something to attack someone with. Then it gets on the
internet which is a via for every nonsensical story since the ones about Elvis Presley having risen
from the dead and had himself surgically altered by aliens to become Michael Jackson.

It all starts with an email and then it snowballs into some big pile of crap that only a Sherpa could climb
over to see the light of day.

To say Obama went through high school, college at an ivy league school, got elected to the Senate,
and on and on with no one checking the authenticity of his citizenship is sheer bull biscuits.

If half the energy and attention this latest rumor has gathered were spent on cleaning up the
legislative branches of government we might get our country back.

At first I was concerned with this speed but then I had to stop and realize something and that is you have people screaming and yelling about how fast implementing health care is but no one is screaming and yelling about how long it’s taken to get here.

Universal coverage has been suggested for the past 100 years in the U.S. and every attempt to get it in as a birthright to the tens of millions of Americans who’ve sacrificed their lives and resources has gone unheeded, stonewalled, and downright criminally interfered with. If as many people who are lambasting President Obama and the speed of which this legislation is moving had bitched and moaned about how long we haven’t had coverage and the untold millions who have died over the past 100 years, we’d not only have coverage but Star Trek like cures and treatments by now.

There are doctors and scientists and even common folk who have been pushing for known cures and treatments but can’t get a foothold because of big pharmaceutical lobbyists and organized criminal fronts who make big money off our being ill. Look at the stem cell issue. There are embryonic stem cells which no one should use because not only of the moral implications but because they’re proven to be dangerous and there are adult stem cells, stem cells that already exist in our bodies that can easily be treated and used now and the mounting success stories are overwhelming. Cheap, clean, highly effective treatments that have allowed the blind to see, the deaf to hear, the lame to walk. Yet it took years to get funding for it.

The death knell for the sadistic and psychotic medicine mongers is nigh. Sure the legislation is sloppy and sure the taxpayer is going to fit the bill, but that bill will drop if we implement the necessary safeguards of prevention from illnesses and injuries as well as applying the new technologies that are cheaper and more effective. Less sick people means less strain, plain and simple.

In this case the alleged shooter is a guy named James W. Von Brunn ( you can check out his picture/photograph here .