Opie and Richie Cunningham Voting For Barack Obama?

I’ve always admired Ron Howard, Andy Griffith and Henry Winkler. Now comes along this video that totally knocked me off my seat!

It’s the best video on the web in years.

See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die

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This post was written by evolbaby on October 24, 2008

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SARAH PALIN FOUND GUILTY IN TROOPERGATE INQUIRY

SARAH PALIN FOUND GUILTY OF UNLAWFUL ABUSE IN TROOPERGATE

That’s the breaking news!

So will she resign from the campaign and give Condoleeza Rice a chance?

Hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned!

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This post was written by evolbaby on October 11, 2008

OJ Simpson To Appeal Convictions

OJ SIMPSON TO APPEAL GUILTY VERDICTS

So OJ gets sooooo busted and slammed for his stupid ass wanna be a cop and go after his sports memorabilia stunt in Las Vegas last year.

The jury delivered this shit to him exactly 13 years after he was found not guilty of killing his ex-wife and her friend.

Sounds kind of ironic doesn’t it? Sounds kind of orchestrated even more.

OJ is his worst enemy and he fell in with this last shenanigan of his where he and some armed pals of his decided they were gonna bogart OJ’s lost memorabilia or stolen as OJ asserts. Normal people just call the police. No, OJ must’ve thought he was in a movie until the judge read the verdict.

He faces life in prison but what gets me is OJ got busted for robbing his own shit but the guys who run those big banks we the citizens are forking over $700 billion for are running around scott free dining on lobster and playing golf at their clubs that cost $1 million to join.

You figure this one out. Was it revenge against OJ for being OJ? Was it the race card or celebrity card? Was it just the fact that taking things from other people at gunpoint is indeed a crime in the United States even if it does take place in Las Vegas?

Some, none, or all of the above.

We’ll find out at the next trial and if it turns out the jury was flakey I feel sorry for em’ down the road. Why? Because then OJ will have the opportunity to sue Nevada for this shit and walk away a multimillionaire.

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This post was written by evolbaby on October 4, 2008

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If Obama wins, Bush will resign, Cheney will pardon Bush, Cheney will then resign etc.

If Obama wins this election it’s a given he and Biden will go after Bush, Cheney, and everyone they’ve ever hung out with.  How do they avoid this?

Executive Clemency.

Here’s how it’s gonna work.   Seeing the groundswell to prosecute him for 100’s of criminal acts, Bush will step down for some reason or another and Cheney, now President will pardon him.  Cheney will then bow down moving his VP pick up to President ( probably Condoleeza Rice ) who will then pardon Cheney.

I know it feels like one of those conspiracy theories but you know what, when people said George W. would get us into a war, screw up the economy, and a dozen other things that have come to pass, those people were called conspiracy theorists then too.

Shows to go ya.

So this would be a sweeet move by the Republicans.  They would walk away with Bush and Cheney untouchable and they would have Condoleeza Rice as President for a few weeks establishing not only the first woman president but the first African American president taking away from Obama’s thunder.

See, I went to “Evil Mastermind University” and that’s how I come up with all this stuff.

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This post was written by evolbaby on October 4, 2008

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