FAST TRAIN TO NOWHERE…BUSH SIGNS OK FOR 300MPH BULLET TRAIN TO VEGAS

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D914R5LG1&show_article=1

In another brilliant move by the ever alert Bush Administration, old Iron Head ( Bush’s nickname ) just signed the ok for $45 million so that a 300 mph levitating train can be built twixt Los Vegas to Disneyland.  That’s swell as people can now travel at even faster speeds to lose their money.

If you notice, there’s going to be super fast train to theme parks and gambling but where’re the super fast trains to deliver medical and rescue support to tornado and hurricane victims? 

I know, we’ll have a lottery or something where gambling is associated with disaster and you bet there’ll be rescue workers at disasters faster than insurance salesmen.  Wait, insurance is gambling.

Shit.

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This post was written by evolbaby on June 6, 2008

ALERT ISSUED IN SLOVENIA NUCLEAR PLANT INCIDENT!

Is it just me or do the combination of such words as ‘Slovenia’ and ‘nuclear’ and ‘incident’ and ‘alert’ cause you to leap up and look for the nearest Holy Bible?

So far it’s just an alert but so was Three Mile Island and Chernobyl.  Somehow I’m not resting assured when it comes to Slovenia.  Maybe it’s all those old Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons that spoofed the Cold War.  I have images of a guy eating borst and chugging vodka whilst keeping an eye on the nuclear coolant reactor.

Let’s hope for the best.

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This post was written by evolbaby on June 4, 2008

MICHELLE OBAMA VIDEO TAPE BOGUS!

http://www.gaywired.com/Article.cfm?Section=66&ID=19174

This story gets funnier every minute.  It’s obvious the rumor around a supposed video of Michelle Obama making a “hate whitey” comment is bullshit.   Never thought I’d be referencing to the above link but news is news.  Read the entire story and see what I’m talking about.

What’s most important is who started this rumor, why did it persist and what’s next?

Stay tuned!

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This post was written by evolbaby on June 4, 2008

MICHELLE OBAMA “HATE WHITEY” VIDEO TAPE?

This is going to be interesting to watch!  Now that Obama has won the votes to become the Democratic nominee,  the mudslinging and undermining are in full force.  The latest shot at the long tall Senator from Illinois isn’t at him but at his wife the attorney Michelle Obama.  This is the website hosting the video.

http://noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/06/03/a-devastating-bombshell-on-obama-will-be-dropped-tomorrow/

That’s the proverbial shot across the bow regarding a conference in which the aforementioned Mrs. Obama attends a gathering of some sorts and the words “hate whitey” are uttered but it doesn’t say from whom.  Mr. Obama has had enough problems with his inability to pick religious associates who can’t handle themselves in public and now the Mrs. is going to have to defend herself or she’ll be the victim of a big stretch of the imagination from the Republicans who are at their last straw of credibility and disgruntled Democrat closet racists. 

So by tomorrow we’ll know what, if any, the newest controversy in the Obama Camp will be.

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This post was written by evolbaby on June 3, 2008

OBAMA SPLITS FROM HIS CHURCH

So it took a second asshole at the pulpit to get Barack Obama to realize it was time to get out of Dodge?  Let’s hope if he’s elected president he’ll be better at picking the company he keeps.  This is the wildest political story in decades.  Not only does a presidential candidate shun his preacher for acting like an asshole, but he also leaves his church when a Catholic priest shows up and does ten times worse the damage!  What is going on in Chicago?  Is this the “Al Sharpton” wanna be contest?  What’s going to happen next, the altar boys are going to start wearing Malcolm X t-shirts? 

You wonder whom the real enemy is nowadays.  For the first time in history a man, a member of America’s minority community and a man of letters is one step away from being leader of the free world yet his own friends and spiritual advisors have all the couthe of a wounded rhinoceros at a baby shower. 

One thing’s for certain, after this demonstration of unbridled unrestraint, it’ll take a lot more to shake the Illinois senator’s tree which is what we’ll need in the next president in order for him or her to clean up the incomprehensible mess left by the Bush Administration.

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This post was written by evolbaby on June 1, 2008

Hillary Clinton Supporter, Harriet Christian Goes Ballistic On Video

Now here’s the right way to start shit! This lady is so pissed that Hillary Clinton isn’t going to be the Democratic nominee that she’s going ballistic on the press at this convention setting. She’s a native New Yorker and when you get us all steamed up you better be ready for a fight. Don’t agree with her one iota but she’s impressive in her vitriol!

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This post was written by evolbaby on June 1, 2008