We’re now less than a year away from choosing what new flunky we’ll put in the White House. The past two elections prove beyond any doubt that you’ll never go broke underestimating the greed and stupidity of the American voter. Thinking for themselves is not a commodity in abundance around here. No don’t send me any emails about how great we are when we have two elections where we voted the worst President ever in TWICE. There’s an old saying, “Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.’. So stow that nonsense.
We’ll all look at all the issues and then when the pressure is on we’ll vote for the candidate who either looks best in a suit or who we feel will keep the black people from moving in next door or the women from being too self reliant or the young white males from getting an education that focuses on patriotism in the right sense.
The Republican candidates except for Ron Paul all look like they’re trying out for the ‘Mr. Weatherbee Look Alike Contest’ from Archie Comics. The Democratic front runners look like any minute they’re going to start playing that tinny sounding theme song from the old ‘Little Rascal Our Gang’ comedy movies.
Either way, we need to keep an eye out because this next election will indeed decide the fate of the planet from here on out. No other election ever will be as important with the rise in nuclear weapons in unstable countries and major advances in science.
The major issues I’m concerned with are whether or not the next President will put America FIRST instead of 33rd to the last. We have tens of millions of people in the country who shouldn’t be here, blown up people in countries we attack on hearsay, evil warlords bent on our destruction and I for one ain’t satisfied. We’re on a major problem with real estate, stocks, and other disasters and we need a President who knows the legislative branch, the most crooked of all our three branches of our government. Why? Because we are a country of Whore Lawyers that’s why. It’s been that way far too long and shame on the Judicial and Executive branches for not putting a stop to it earlier, but then again the Judicial branch is run by lawyers and the majority of Presidents have been lawyers.
I say we pass a law saying you can’t work in government if you’re a lawyer.
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This post was written by evolbaby on November 18, 2007